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Welcome to the website of Useless Products Incorporated, the mega-firm that sells what the name implies, and not what the link at the far right implies. Oh, it must also have an extremely batty website designer...

Fine, it's just a website, still created by a batty website designer with a good sense of bad humour and website-making skills to match, that would sell what the name implies and not what the link on the far right implies if he had time, money, patience and the merchandise itself.

Anyway, I wish you laughs and to start your tour try clicking "Useful products". That should get you into the feel of the website.

Oh, and the useless products count right now is 30.