Products

Instant Water Just add water to make a bottle of wonderful water! It’s reusable, and if you order within the next 10 minutes you will get a lifetime supply of instant water (plumbing bills not included)
Oxygen-powered submarine Extremely non-polluting. Takes oxygen straight from the oxygen tanks. If you survive more than an hour, we’ll provide you with free airholes.
Waterproof teabags Tired of your teabags getting wet? Waterproof teabags now available! Comes in Black, Earl Gray and Green Tea.
Fireproof matches Scared of fire? Well, here comes the answer! Completely fireproof matches on sale now! Order within the next hour and you will get a leakproof fire extinguisher for free!
Solar-powered headlights Excellent for night voyages. Solar battery only turns on after 7:00 pm.
Unbreakable piggybank The ultimate protection for your money. No thief can break in… neither can you, but we will not be held responsible for any lost change.
Safety Scissors The best option if your'e scared of your kids getting hurt. With no blades to speak of, they won't cut anything at all! Wait, is that good?..
Leakproof fire extinguisher To make sure no extinguishing fluid gets out of the extinguisher before the fire starts, our mechanics have made a completely leakproof extinguisher with no holes at all...
Square tyres Clunck...clunck...clunck...	No picture available
Metal house with lightning rod A house with titanium and steel walls, and to protect you from stray lighting bolts, we have a sky-to-ground (via house) lightning rod. If your fridge stops working, it's only the start of your troubles!
'Tender teeth' bristle-less toothbrush To show how much we care about your kids, we have made a special toothbrush without bristles.	No picture available
Peanuts WARNING: may contain traces of peanuts
Electronic sweat-bands A sweat band connected to water sensors and a high-power generator. The best thing is you'll stop sweating after a while...	No picture available
Batteries Batteries not included.	Nothing to show, really
Lightning-powered umbrella It opens every time lighting strikes it. We do not take any blame for deaths occuring during usage of this device. Not to be immersed in water.
Disposable time machine This budget time machine will work only one time. Please do not send lawyers back in time, it will really make it hard for us to make this page if we are sued :-).	Sorry, the only one we had was accidentally sent to the Stone Age. With a lawyer.
Undissolvable sugar-cubes This useless invention will make your tea a lot less interesting. Good if you are not allowed sugar. We advise you use these with our waterproof teabags.
Super-safe electricity-proof extension cord Let all your safety worries disappear, along with most of your electricity. Comes free with a surge-board (without a warranty) and a double-power surge (with a warranty).
A videotape on how to run a VCR Extremely useful tape for beginners. If you don't know where the tape slot is, that's your problem. Order within the next 5 minutes and you will receive 2 for the price of 4! Order within the next 20 minutes and you will receive a book on how to read for the price of 10 videotapes. Now that's a bargain!
A CD for deaf people Tired of listening to nothing all day long? Well, when you buy this extremely expensive CD, you listen to even more nothing!
Floodgate with ventilation holes Perfect for regions where floods are common. And the holes will provide a fresh breeze...	Too big too show. And anyway, what are we supposed to show, a flood?
Manual answering machine We forgot the voice recording system on this device. It's a great time-wasting thing, though. Just sit there, and when they call all you have to say is "I'm sorry, I'm not at home. Please call back later."
Convertible car with sunroof Lots of fresh air goes through this car. A bit too much, actually...	No picture available
Heat-powered heater Starts working only when the temperature is over 30°C. But then it lifts it to 50°C...
Recyclable garbage bin No need to throw the garbage out, just throw the bin out!
Sound-proof microphone Tired of your son singing songs over the mike so loud that the whole city can hear? Well, here is your salvation.
Gas mask with airholes A fresh breeze plays around your face while you are tramping through the scene of a gas leak...
Weight loss program with lifetime supply of MacDonald's Really stimulating, isn't it?	Oh, sorry, I ate it.
Burglar alarm complete with burglar To make sure your alarm works, we invite a hardened criminal to ransack your house. If it works, he's in jail already. if it doesn't, we never said we gave you insurance...	How would I know the burglar would take the alarm as well?
Padlocked Padlock For extra security, we have a padlock which is padlocked by another padlock. NOTE: only one key is given.	No picture available